i’m a clove of garlic and God is crushing me under a knife so i add flavour to the soup
I hope every lesbian who grew up being told that lesbian was a bad word finds peace and comfort and pride in the knowledge that lesbian is a good wonderful word with a deep rich meaning and history
going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms
it's always the fucking symptoms
the people behind makesweet in like the 2000s or something idk: ok let's make some cool templates for people to make animated e-cards to send to their friends on valentines day :)
tumblr users, almost 20 years later:
Anonymous asked:
why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.
realisenothing answered:
I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!
tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row
when my therapist says the memories must be somewhere in my mind even if i don’t remember
